[quote=@Webmaster]
<Snipped quote by Melodious>

Yeah, you’re getting it! Since he’s in my stories, he’s as real as, well...
*Tries to think up an example for a few seconds before a lightbulb flashes above my head*
Aha! Like this light!
*Grabs the bulb and twists it around in my hand*
[/quote]

So… Real?