One the one hand, interrupting a mystical sage during their meditation is probably definitely almost certainly a good way to wind up cursed. Possibly even accurséd, which like double cursed but with extra syllables!

On the other hand, if she's a mystical sage, then is she virtuous? Is it possible to be an unvirtuous sage? A sage of, of, uh, spreading bad virtue? What's the word for that? She should know this. 

She should figure that out. After all, if she's a virtuous sage, then she'll support this plan!

She takes one paw away from the power strip cables--because she doesn't have any ropes, you see--and wriggles under the desk so she can get between Izi and the keyboard. Perfect location where she can look at Izi's face and, purely by coincidence, put her ears at scritching height if someone were to be so inclined.

"Pardon me, great sage, but would you like to help us bring virtue to the wicked?"

Yeah, that's the word! Wicked sage! 

She's so good at this.