[quote=@Blabbo]
<Snipped quote by Multifarious>

*turns to the child*
Who are you, kid? 
*looks around*
You [i]are[/i] a kid right? Cause my aunt is really tiny and I sometimes mistake her for a child. Never ends well, by the way.
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*Wiggles the tool around*
No, don't mess with me. Who are[i] you[/i]? Where have you taken me?