[@Blayr17]

No!

10+ right from the start! You must stick to convention and the oppressive wishes of the pack mentality! 10+ paragraphs! Now! Do not disappoint. You bring dishonor to your name, and your family and your mother if you do not do more then 20+ paragraphs in your intro! For honor of ze Fatherland you must do more! Now! Hurry!

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lol who am I kidding? I'm likely to roll a 3 paragraph post sometime in the future so take as long and as few words as you need.