[quote=@Inimical]
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*The doors to the base are burst open by a huge gust of wind, revealing a massive floating platform hovering outside the base holding several thousand people all partying under colorful lights blaring through the night sky*
There. It. Is!
*The crowd explodes into a roar of chaotic applause as music continues*
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*Flexes each of my fingers and reaches into a newly-formed pair of black magic circles, retrieving identical dual pistols with square barrels, which appear to be whole-carved from a single piece of metal*
We better be getting paid for this.