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In case reading about a sad, pointless and unpleasant everyday existence bores you. ;P
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Hey if anyone's bored by that, they can just skip Dalton's entire opener XD

If only these two hadn't been born on completely opposite sides of the planet, they'd at least have had a drinking buddy! If Dalton weren't such a straightedge stick in the mud, at least.