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20/13|Male/Male|Reinforcement, Beast
Mystic, Melee|Duplication, Tentacles|Deity
Enhanced Sustenance, Awareness, Masculinity, Fated, Sorcery, Gifted, Absolute Direction
Paragon, Blessing, Clergy, Mana Fount, Gifted Item
Arrogance, Unknown, Loud, Big Brother
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When the strange girl started getting closer to him, Alexander was immediately on guard...until

"It’s me, Brittany"

'[color=aba000][i]...huh?[/i][/color]' Now that he thought about it, he [i]did[/i] recognize her voice. '[color=aba000][i]So much for a wonderland spy. Unless she's a[/i] really [i]good one.[/i][/color]' That's when the weird snowflakes started to appear '[color=aba000][i]Weird...[/i][/color]'

"Uhh, Alex?"

"[color=aba000]Right, sorry. I got distracted[/color]"

"You’re still going to buy the Lightning Stone, right? Or would you like something else? I got other stones too."

His original plan was to grab something and have it checked for any kind of sigh that it was bugged...or something like that. Now however, he was feeling like a paranoid idiot. '[color=aba000][i]Well, It[/i] does [i]actually sound useful, and it's cheap[/i][/color]' but before he could say or do anything, the weird snowflakes attacked

"Ahh!"

First, the one he had seen before got Brittney with...something pointy and small. Right as he was about to act, another one got behind him a stuck him too. '[color=aba000][i]Fuck![/i][/color]' his body became weak and he crumpled to the ground, unable to move. And he slowly slipped into unconsciousness

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When he woke up an unknown amount of time later, he still felt a little weak "[color=aba000]fuck.[/color]" he groaned as he got to his feet. A quick look around showed him that was stuck in some medieval prison. He also noticed a bared window. Stumbling over to look out at it he saw; "[color=aba000]...It's like someone scooped all the nightmarish fever dreams from my brain and smeared them [i]everywhere[/i][/color]" Quickly deciding that he wanted [i]none[/i] of this shit, he started to transform. The manacles around his wrists started to glow...and nothing else '[color=aba000][i]Oh...oh that's not good[/i][/color]'

"Alex? Are you there?"

He heard Brittney's voice, and went over to the bars of his cell to try and see if he could spot her. When he did, he saw her hands sticking out of the cell next to him in the same state as his. "[color=aba000]Yeah...yeah I'm here[/color]" he sighed as he stuck his own hands out to show her

"Looks like we got ourselves in quite a pickle, huh?"

"[color=aba000]I always knew I'd get behind bars someday, never thought it be like this though[/color]" He snarked 

"I hear footsteps…Someone’s coming here."

Almost immediately after that, Alexander thought to himself '[color=aba000][i]I hope Lily remember to feed the freeloaders[/i][/color]'

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Back in the park, Bob, Tim and Dave were huddled around a spot with Bob's nose to the ground, sniffing furiously. After a little bit, he looked up to the others, and nodded. Tim and Dave both tensed up before collecting themselves, and the three of them ran off, with Bob leading the charge.