[quote=@Nimda]
<Snipped quote by Unhinged>

Nice try, but not happening. You know, you should respect Lily.
*A moment after I pull the trigger, I materialize at your upper-left, falling smoothly upside down with my second gun in my off-hand*
But you should [i]fear[/i] me.
*Fires both guns simultaneously, the first blasting you in the head and the other firing a short-distance teleportation spell in the opposite direction*
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*Flies backwards, spinning rapidly before that motion is stopped by me hitting the ground face-first and sliding to a halt*