[quote=@Nemeses]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

*Holds my hands out to my side and starts spraying a luminescent energy that behaves like water spraying from a hose out of either palm, lighting my immediate space and raining down violently explosive rain below in a downpour of droplets that annihilate everything they touch on impact with deafening detonations*
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*Emerges deep underground in a cavern shaken open by the explosions*
This job does not remotely pay enough.