... so that's a lot to unpack right there.

[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
Duskmallow Pie <--> Your skin becomes hot pink in direct sun light.
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Wow, the Feywild really has it out for Brutrumukk's dignity today, don't they? First they turn him into a gnome, now they tell him his skin is going to turn pink in direct sunlight. On top of that, the only clothes they have for him are a jester costume. Guy can't catch a break.

[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
Mug of Bumblebeer <--> Even the smallest explosion looks like a nuclear detonation to you.
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Considering what we just learned about darklings, that's... concerning.

[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
Jester Costume <--> Your blood is now alabaster white.
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The most terrifying thing about this is that it made me realise I don't actually know what colour goblin blood normally is. I've been [i]assuming[/i] it's red, but now I think about it, maybe it isn't.

[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
Herbs <--> The color of your eyes.
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I'm curious about what this actually means. Does this mean his eyes are going to turn monochrome? Or is he going to lose his irises entirely?  

[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
Incense <--> On a full moon you think and act like you have transformed into a lycanthrope but in fact don’t.
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This sounds absolutely hilarious actually, I'm on board.

[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
Charcoal <--> You lose your most treasured memory.
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*sighs* Feywild, why you like this?

[quote=@Guardian Angel Haruki]
Brass Brazier <--> Your firstborn shall carve out a great destiny but will be taken from you at the moment of its birth, either through the fey arriving and taking it or its mortal body arriving as a still birth and it's soul being born into the fey wild.
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Jub is staring at these two darklings right now. He was [i]never[/i] planning on having kids. He is so fucking confused.