[list][*][u][b]U-433: Perfect and Elegant Maid[/b][/u] [*][u][b]Grade:[/b][/u] Avon [*][u][b]Description:[/b][/u] Subject appears to be a young woman, although her appearance is known to change to conform to the desires of her current 'master', including slight variation from human norms. Subject's most recent appearance has feline characteristics and unusually pale hair. [*][u][b]Containment-Thwarting Measures:[/b][/u] Upon separation from her designated 'master' of a period between six hours and twelve minutes and twelve hours fifteen minutes, Subject will spontaneously emerge from either a nearby doorway or, if no doorway is available, from behind an obstacle capable of hiding her person. If the 'master' is kept in a featureless area, Subject will either appear behind them or, ultimately, as soon as they blink. Observation of onlookers does not appear to make a difference. Attempts to sedate or otherwise incapacitate Subject will become progressively less effective over the same timespan, until she inevitably regains full functioning and consciousness. Both dismemberment and death have proved completely ineffective except at hastening this process, with no containment being effective other than containing whatever human has been designated as her 'master' until she decides to free them instead. [*][u][b]Mitigation Protocols:[/b][/u] Subject is happy to enter negotiations and consider suggestions when searching for a new 'master'. Suitable candidates that will not grow to resent Subject's presence are to be screened and kept on file in case her current 'master' dies. While partnered with someone suitable, Subject is to be considered mostly harmless. [*][u][b]Anomalous Qualities:[/b][/u] Aside from the Subject's apparent transformative and regenerative properties, subject displays mild magical abilities related to the rapid cleaning and maintenance of domestic environments using basic tools. Upon deciding that a human is her 'master', with or without agreement, subject will take measures to maintain both their place of residence and work at all times, using nothing more apparently magical than teleporting when not observed by her 'master'. Subject will also perform bodyguard duties if her 'master' is known to enter dangerous situations, but will not consider action beyond immediate protection of her 'master' and extraction. Upon the death of her old 'master', Subject will take up to a week to select a new one. [*][u][b]Notes:[/b][/u] Subject does not appear to require sustenance or rest, yet will act human as long as her 'master' desires it and even accept a wage. Despite repeated efforts, Subject cannot be persuaded to use tools more complicated than an electric stove for her duties.[/list]