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*Ducks down under your leg and moves into you in the same motion, planting my fist into your gut so hard that the sound of its connection echoes across the landscape*
Do it now. It might actually hurt a little bit.
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*Summersaults backwards with the momentum of the punch and lands on a freshly-spawned platform with my arms outstretched and begin chanting*
Magic of ground, hear my plea: refine this body and forge it anew. Your child born of dust and born once more from deep below, reinforce this weak, pathetic, disgusting, broken, ugly—good enough, you get the point!
*Brown bands of magic zip across my body and sink deeply into my flesh*