[quote=@Multifarious]
<Snipped quote by Zealz>

The "funny name" in question "Veridian". Please-
*Motions to the living room chambers I stand near*
I'll have some out to the three of you in a moment.
[/quote]

That’s not funny at all. 
*sits down on a couch*
It sounds more like a metal, if I’m going to be honest. Which, I will add, I will not eat. I can consume normal food and beverages… I know of someone who does eat metals though.