[quote=@Zealz]
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That’s not funny at all. 
*sits down on a couch*
It sounds more like a metal, if I’m going to be honest. Which, I will add, I will not eat. I can consume normal food and beverages… I know of someone who does eat metals though.
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*Closes the door behind me and comes to take a seat on an adjacent recliner chair*
Now what could possibly bring you here on a day like today?