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[h2][color=FD0000]The Koopa Troop[/color][/h2]
[b][color=FD0000]wordcount:[/color][/b] 759 (+2)
[b][color=FD0000]Bowser: Level 14 [/color][/b] EXP: [color=FD0000]//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////[/color] (188/140)  (+1 bonus pending)
[b][color=SpringGreen]Bowser Jr: Level 14 [/color][/b] EXP: [color=SpringGreen]/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////[/color]///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (71/140)  (+1 bonus pending)
[b][color=DeepSkyBlue]Kamek: Level 13 [/color][/b] EXP: [color=DeepSkyBlue]/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////[/color]///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (68/130)  (+1 bonus pending)
[b][color=Aqua]Rika: Level 9 [/color][/b] EXP: [color=Aqua]//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////[/color]/// (87/90)  (+1 bonus pending)
[b][color=FD0000]Location:[/color][/b] The Under - Mercy Dreams
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Central hub: Smash City Alcamoth
Accessible locations:
Peach’s castle
Limsa Lominscuttle Town
Lumbridge
Twilight Town
Kosm’s Beach
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[color=SpringGreen]”What do you mean it’s girls only? How are we gonna get a mirror now, huh?!”[/color] Jr complained before the gates of Gerudo Town while Bowser simply eyed up the town’s walls and considered the feasibility of simply busting in through them in order to go grab what they wanted anyway.

[color=Aqua]”I mean, I could go in? Scope the place out. Find a mirror store or something”[/color] Rika however pointed out, but the others would have none of it, with Kamek replying [color=DeepSkyBlue]”All on your own? Baddness no it could be dangerous to go alone”[/color]

[color=Aqua]”But Ganondorf’s going in with the others, I wouldn’t be on my own”[/color] Rika rightly pointed out, directing a large finger in the direction of the other king and the ladies who were going with him to see what went down, who where at that moment preparing to enter the town.

[color=DeepSkyBlue]”Ganondorf going in is precisely why it might be dangerous. I highly suspect things will not go so smoothly as he desires”[/color] Kamek replied, entirely incorrect in this assessment as it would turn out (at last as far as the initial meeting went), but nonetheless it was a good point at the time, though not quite as good as he simple act that [color=DeepSkyBlue]”Besides, they are going to speak to whoever’s in charge no doubt, which isn’t exactly the place to go for mirrors”[/color] 

[color=Aqua]”I guess…. Still. I can handle myself”[/color] she insisted, causing Kamek to press two fingers to his forehead in exasperated thought, before pulling them away and snapping them when he came up with a way to explain it.

[color=DeepSkyBlue]”You remember how we were both so worried about the young master running off on his own down in the Ancient Pools that you ran straight into an ambush while hurrying after him? We would be like that, only unable to act on the need to regroup with you without doing anything drastic”[/color] 

[color=SpringGreen]”Wait, you where?”[/color] Jr butted in, only to echo his sister when he claimed [color=SpringGreen]”I handed myself just fine!”[/color] as well.

Kamek sighed again, and then tried a third strategy, reminding them [color=DeepSkyBlue]”So can the young mistress, but it is still, it's best we stick together. We are stronger together, and we all know how nasty this world can be, hosting everything from Robin Goodfellow to that Thing from the stars and the Maw”[/color] prompting a shudder from all (including himself) at the mention of that last name. 

There was a brief moment of quiet before Kamek coughed into a close fist and then continued [color=DeepSkyBlue]”hence why I recommend we officially instigate a Buddy system. No groups smaller than two, that way we always have someone watching everyone else's back”[/color] 

That got a round of nods and agreements without much complaint. The majority might still have not put two and two together vis a vi the others feeling the same supernatural dread whenever any of their number who went off alone, but the logic was sound enough. 

[color=SpringGreen]”So uh, no mirror then?”[/color] Jr concluded after a few moments, bringing them back to the original point.

[color=DeepSkyBlue]”It seems like that plan will have to wait”[/color] Kamek agreed, but Bowser was having none of it, declaring [color=FD0000]”Bah, who needs lady-vill anyway! We’ve got plenty of sand and I’ve got plenty of fire, how hard can making glass even be?”[/color]

As it turned out, very, given that while Bowser’s flame breath was hot, it was not 1700°C hot. Not that that stopped both him and Jr from flame breathing a bit of the desert outside of Gerudo town in a futile attempt to melt it into glass. Not that would have helped either, given that they did not have silver to back it, but odds are that would not have stopped them even even if they had known it would be an issue

All they really managed was drawing the attention of a [url=https://i.imgur.com/tm6VQMr.gif]Pycko[/url], which proceed to squeak at them an angry yet still adorable manner before blasting sand at some unfortunate shubs they’d set on fire by accident, smothering those flames in the process. It did not, it seemed, approve of their reckless fire slinging, despite its cheeks pouches emitting a constant stream of the stuff.

Kamek, then, would be very relieved when they all got the message that they could enter the town, putting an end to the whole farce, including what could only be described as a yapping match between Jr and the Pycko as the prince and salamander yelled/squeaked insults at each other from opposite sand dunes.