[quote=@Legend Begins]
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*Groans*
You just reminded me why I don’t like being here. That sounds nice.
[/quote]

It was. I worked on an offshore rig, and I've been gone a long time. Everyone probably things I drowned in an ocean accident or something.
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You talk like that, I take it you're not a superpowered wannabe god?