[quote=@Magnanimity]
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It was. I worked on an offshore rig, and I've been gone a long time. Everyone probably things I drowned in an ocean accident or something.
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You talk like that, I take it you're not a superpowered wannabe god?
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That sounds like the dream life.
*Scratches at my neck*
If I am, nobody’s bothered to tell me about it. I wish I could be normal normal though.