[quote=@Zealz]
<Snipped quote by Heroic>

*Cradles you and as we fall you hear heavy metallic thunks when I impact the ground*
…are you okay?
[/quote]

Uhh…
*Blows a long tuft of hair out of my face*
Yeah. But every waking moment I’m being reminded of the haircut I need.
*Stands up and holds my hand out to you*
Are you?