[quote=@Path]
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Then why did you not respond? I was being genuine.
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I avoid responding to slights.

[quote=@Zeal]
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*hands you three scrolls*
These are from the special contractor. I was holding them for someone else before others try to take it up, but you seem to have a nicely formed team now. 
*takes out a flip phone and dials a number*
Take a gander.
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Here we go.
*Splays them out across the bar*