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<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>

*It opens with a click and opens itself up, revealing a fancy cavalry saber with a blade made of some sort of bluish alloy, and a sleek black rifle that sports a sleek physical design one would expect of a futuristic military empire, but is much more primitive in its purpose as it seems to be a conventional ballistic firearm*
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Wow...
*Runs my finger across its length*