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*Swipes my hands through the air at an arc, simultaneously yet separately, and sends a pulse of red and tell surging through the room, completely neutralizing the kinetic energy of every projectile in the room and explosively causing a surge of outward force into the edges of the damaged room to force what’s left to explode outward*
You can start with explaining how you’re going to apologize to me and everyone else when you realize you’re being the more foolish than your character would ever allow.
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*They blow apart, leaving us in a white void as each of the individual components tornado together, coalescing like modular bricks into a pair of floating technological hands, about as tall as I am*
All worthless.
*One swipes across the emptiness and grips onto your form, while the other fires a beam of lasers from each finger that get focused by magical lenses into a single point on your forehead*