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*Glances from one to the other and ducks beneath the one physically assaulting me, thrusting hands which glow radiant purple into the ulnar side of it and, using the holes I made in it, grunts as I throw it with an overhanded motion directly at the other hand, sending it through the magical lens and catapulting one into the other*
Perhaps a man like you can even lose sight of what makes sense when he is on the verge of dying.
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The prime directive only becomes more clear.
*Once the other hand has clears your head, the same blue projection crashes down from above, using it as cover, and slams a fist covered in magical circuitry into your face*