[quote=@Unhinged]
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As real as yours... Well, I think. Guess I don't actual know that. We'll just say as real as Zoey's instead.
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My ears are real.
*as we walk for a moment in silence*
I won’t take them off, they will be even longer to attach back on and a tear in my skin will be annoying to fix.