[b]Cair![/b]

"Oh shit I'm up. Hi! I'm Cair! Shit, hang on, I wasn't ready yet - okay, ah-[i]hem[/i]! So-ooooo~ I'm doing a nature documentary! With a twist! Yuki told me about nature documentaries and I was [i]hooked[/i] - following around animals all day narrating over them what you think is happening in their heads? Bottom texting over still photographs, which I assume is part of the same tradition? That sounded like a blast and I wanted to be a part of it. Only one problem: the animals here are assholes. Just last week I met a goat with the personality of a random encounter and eyes like a pet rock. Maybe somebody with more reinforced hip bones than me wants to go down [i]that [/i]path, but I figured why not leverage my privileged status as Factorium to nature documentary the life and times of Princess Heron? I mean, people bottom text her all the time, but nobody's done a full length dub yet. So that's why I'm talking to you now! Well I'm talking to you now because I just got approached by a space alien and that seems like extremely quality content for a nature documentary even though I'd rehearsed a whole thing to open up at the princess ceremony but -"

Cair lowered the tablet. "Wow, film is [i]hard[/i]. You've only got one shot at all this stuff. I wish there was a way to cut stuff out. Don't worry, I'll figure it out as we go." She put the tablet on the table next to her, propped to face the both of them. "Don't worry about it," she said.

Okay. Phase shift.

"Alright friend, there's a language gap here so I'm going to go over each term in isolation," said Cair. "Because what we're negotiating here is a Contract, and those don't mean anything if there's a disagreement over the terms. I tried doing it the other way a couple of times and that just gets you hauled in front of a Law Princess and that takes for[b]e[/b]v[i]vvv[/i]ve[b]rrrrr[/b]rrrr[i]rrrrr[/i]. So let's break it down:

- Fallen Far: You! Sick suit by the way. Can I buy it? 
- Managing of Materials for the Reoccurrence: Me, Cair! Factorium is my title down here though.
- Reoccurrence: Heron, presumably? 
- Dirt and Impossible: Uh, reality dohickey places and the Wild in-between. Not my area, technical stuff
- Shaping Matrix: I have no idea what you're on about here, but it's probably in the galleries somewhere. 
- Dictating how this occurs: Haha oh wow lady you probably want to set a budget for this or a price on your time because I will hella dictate [i]exactly[/i] how this goes on an ongoing basis if you don't close up the language on that, cutie~

"But it's not a trivial task for me either because the stacks are a mess and Heron really doesn't like me breaking up her collections. I'd need to source a replacement before she noticed and depending on what you're asking for I don't know if I have that kind of time/Sayana still has teeth that size."