[quote=@Multifarious]
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Roland made me stay behind on the last big venture. I want some excitement!
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[quote=@Valiance]
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*Shifts my shoulder pad slightly and lumbers over behind you, rolling my shoulder a few times to loosen it up*
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You'll both have more than your fill. With any luck, your fill of violence rather than distress.
*Steps through and emerges onto a barren, cracked stone of a landscape, chilled with a supernatural eerie cold, and scattered with canyons that break apart the endless plain—before us stands a single towering mountain to break up the monotony of the landscape*