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<Snipped quote by Valiance>

Then please—
*Raises both of my hands to the side and motions toward the mountain*
Be my guest!
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Actually, allow me to take it a step further.
*Reaches down and plants my hands into the earth forming cracks in the ground the begin at my fingers and split the ground along a path towards either side of the mountain*