"Eh, I already hate this realm. What's it been, two years?"

Crimson hair ruffled gently as Menma moved his head slightly to the side, resting a single red iris on the only resident inside his quaint pad, Cerberus the Dog. He really, really disliked animals, but the 5-feet tall Cerberus-like doggy followed him around once Menma saved him from some rare-dog poachers. It was quite annoying.

"Who the Hell you staring at?" He growled at the dog, whom responded with a fart. A literal fart. Eyebrows twitching rapidly, Menma calmly stood up and stretched his back, causing the fabric of his comfty fur jacket to stretch pleasingly. Scratching his butt, while 'accidentally' knocking over Cerberus's bowl of kibble, the ruffian exited his home and gazed out into the neighborhood from the safety of the porch.

"Stupid human world-place..."

Oops, did he say that out loud?

"Screw work."