[quote=@LupusIntus]
<Snipped quote by CitrusArms>

I am required to remind the residents of the pool rules:
No running
No diving
Outside guests must be registered at the front desk
Pool hours are 10am to 12pm but quiet hours begin at 9pm.
No hunting of merfolk, fish spirits, or other aqueous guests
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And no making fun of dog paddling! Some of us land dwelling creatures are not gifted with elegant swimming capabilities!