[quote=@LupusIntus]
<Snipped quote by Xaltwind>

Max would be FAR too scared (and polite) to floof your wife.
Would godly energy cause his head to explode?
Would he receive a divine vision leaving him permanently blind?
Would he attain a higher state of enlightenment and forget to water his plants?
[u][b]Would Miyuki find out and then bludgeon him to death with her chest?[/b][/u]

All these things are a possibility and all must be avoided at all costs.
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As far as ways to go, I'd say that's a pretty awesome way to go though. ^^