[quote=@TokyoPewPew]
trying to get back into 1x1 (i know, joke's on me) and it's getting irritating how much of a document purportedly setting out to establish honest and explicit expectations and network compatible writers together is written in code, jargon, euphemism, and often just, lies? to wit
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Good stuff. 

I tried to get into 1x1 a long time ago and I've discovered it's not really for me. I think I've GMed too many games and I like receiving multiple small reactions from multiple players, even if they aren't as good as the single theoretical player I could be playing with in a 1x1 scenario. I try to talk myself back into it from time to time, but it never seems to work out. I really like that format you used and would like to present a few more. 

[indent][table=bordered][row][cell][center]What the interest check says[/center][/cell][cell][center]What it actually means apparently[/center][/cell][/row][row][cell]"I'm ghost friendly!"[/cell][cell][i]I'm going to ghost on you, so be friendly.[/i][/cell][/row][row][cell]"I play submissive characters, and I'd like you to play a dominant character."[/cell][cell][i]My character is little more than a cardboard cutout. They will never advance the plot or do anything you don't expect. However, their inner thoughts are not-so-subtle hints as to what I'd like your character to do next, because I hate discussing things OOCly and would rather you write a story for me to read. No, I'm not paying you a commission.[/i][/cell][/row][row][cell]"I'm looking for an advanced to novella-level partner."[/cell][cell][i]I want someone who can write better than me.[/i][/cell][/row][row][cell]"I have a discord that I like to use to discuss RPs."[/cell][cell][i]I will forget half of the shit we talked about and instead shower you with chat messages or memes that have nothing to do with RP planning.[/i][/cell][/row][row][cell]"Discuss further in PMs."[/cell][cell][i]I wanna RP some really crazy shit, and I want to take advantage of the sunk cost fallacy so that you're less likely to say no once I tell you what it is.[/i][/cell][/row][/table][/indent]