[center][h3][b][color=E948FC]Danni Kingston[/color][/b][/h3][img]https://img.roleplayerguild.com/prod/users/45717baa-ac62-4f09-852e-e588b3960c26.jpg
[/img][hr][b][color=E948FC]Location:[/color][/b]Strange Academy: Medical Waiting Room
[b][color=E948FC]Skills:[/color][/b] Pyrokinesis[hr][hr][/center]

Danni preened at Agatha’s comment. Obviously, he was Agatha’s favorite’s gay. He conveniently ignored the disaster part because that was [i]clearly[/i] an exaggeration. [color=E948FC]“Omg! You ‘ere t’at Amélie? You can meet your maman, too! Look at t’is family reunion.”[/color] Danni booped his dragon on the nose, conjuring a little puff of fire for her to bite at. [color=E948FC]“Of course we miss you, Aggie! Who could ever replace you? But actually, it’s been a wild ride since ya left. Gosh, ‘ow long ’as it… Oh! I know where ta start!”[/color]

[color=E948FC]“So, ya obvi were at t’e festival but ya know, it got real wonky after I left ya tent. So, before t’at, Spicy actually ran inta Dee and ‘it t’e ground. I tried ta do t’e eye t’hin’y ‘cause ‘e clearly might ‘ave maybe ‘ad a construction and I - and I’m not sayin’ t’at I did t’is but rumor ‘as it, ya know? - [i]supposedly[/i] messed up and caught ‘is jacket on fire. But like, who wears [i]velvet[/i] in summer? T’at stuff is ‘otter t’an me and not in t’e good way. Like 10/10 t’at ‘e stopped wearing it since really, but yeesh was t’at a choice. Anyways, Pa made a new jacket for me lickity split and t’en I graciously gave it ta Dee so t’at ‘e could be t’e knight in shinin’ armor since ‘e was ‘ead over ‘eels at first sight. Jeez, like ‘opelessly ta be ‘onest. Kinda gross.”[/color] Danni rolled his eyes at the memories. [color=E948FC] “Of course, Spicy ‘ated me for t’at. Andy kinda ‘ated em too ‘cause apparently I made t’em feel like I was mockin’ t’eir clothes but I was just given’ some fashion advice. And t’en we found Zeld’s who was freakin’ out and conjured a bee storm so I tried ta set it on fire, but instead I kinda lost t’at whole fireball and burned all my clothes and some light burns ta people. But I did make a wicked cool fireball earlier t’at day!”[/color]

[color=E948FC]“And t’en we ‘ad our presentations, which was so fun! I made a whole routine! It was a whole dance routine, ‘cause ya don’t wanna be basic AF and borin’ when t’ere are already so many ot’er people goin’ and doin’ just t’e normal [i]wham, blam, t’ank you ma’am[/i] routine, ya feel? Gotta keep it fun and fresh! So lots of flamin’ pillars, lots of spins and whirls, I even gave myself some pretty wings right at t’e end!”[/color] Danni spread his arms, barely giving Amelie time to scamper up with plenty of disapproving chatter. [color=E948FC]“Sorry, Amelie. I forgot I was ‘oldin’ ya darlin’! But t’en I kinda, sorta, maaaaaaybe set fire ta t’e Judge’s table and t’en exploded it instead of one of t’e targets and so I kinda t’ink Poisson-Pas was tryin’ ta kill me wit’ all t’e bombs and survival trainin’ wit’ revenge but I got t’e last laugh ‘cause I’m alive and ‘e’s not! Oh, you weren’t t’ere, but Poisson-Pas ‘ad a ‘eart attack or somet’in’, but we’re doin’ a seance ‘cause a lotta people are all spooked even t’oug’ just ‘cause you’re dead doesn’t mean [i]dead[/i], ya know? Even if t’ey don’t come back, they’re still around. Ya just gotta learn ‘ow ta dial t’e spook phone! But t’en, we were all super excited for t’e team announcement, and you’ll never guess t’e bullshit t’ese people t’ought ta pull!”[/color] Danni paused for a moment to give Agitha a moment to guess but waved his hands and kept going, impatient. 

[color=E948FC]“T’ey broke us up! Princess and Dee and I wanted ta be on t’e same team - we said it a lot and loudly and I know t’ey ‘eard us ‘cause I’m [i]loud[/i] - and t’ey broke us up! Like, ta disrespect, right? So t’at was a whole t’in’ ‘cause like Zelds was on our team but didn’t want ta be ‘ere so t’at was a whole t’in’. I tried ta cheer ‘er up and just, like any sane person, asked for no bees, flamin’ or ot’erwise. Spicy want ta murder us and Beanie was just tryin’ ta figure out ‘ow ta get everyone on board. Dee eventually gave inta t’at and like, t’ey co-captianed? Idk if t’at’s ‘ow it boiled out but I decided t’at in my brain. So t’at, Poisson-Pas split us up and made us challenge each ot’er in t’is wicked race and we ‘ad ta cross a canoe or somet’in’ and t’en figure out t’e door t’at a bomb was behind, which we t’ought was fake t’at wasn’t fake cause it went fuckin’ off, but it’s fine ‘cause fire, ya know? And Dee went in Spicy for t’e first time and made ‘im use ‘is powers so Beanie and Spicy went back ta t’e beginning, but I t’ink… No, no we won ‘cause we survived t’e bomb. I t’ink Spicy and Beanie died.”[/color] Danni pondered for a second and then shrugged, Amelie flapping her wings along with the motion as she peered around the room for something more interesting. [color=E948FC]“‘onestly, Idr ‘cause ‘e put us t’rough so much deat’ stuff t’at it all kinda blurs toget’er. And ‘is rewards were never fun. T’ey were always just more ‘omework and survival tactics and trap doors t’at ‘e said weren’t trap doors and ‘onestly, I feel for it way too many times. But what if, just once, ‘e actually got t’e winner T’e Supreme Collection of Madame Margret’s skin care? I can’t pass t’at up!”[/color] Amelie agreed loudly. 

[color=E948FC]“Aaaaanyways, t’en we ‘ad t’e qualifyin’ round, right? Even t’oiugh we passed t’e auditions, ‘ad our ‘earts and dreams crushed ‘cause our teachers live on t’em, we ‘ad ta again fight for our right ta do t’is. Which, so rude. ‘Owever, Zelds made us t’ese bomb fits so we rock t’em and t’at’s definately what got us t’e win. The ot’er team, even t’ough t’ey ‘ad people who like, et light - It was weird and I didn’t like ‘ow my fire was [i]useless[/i] against t’at - never really challenged us ta be ‘onest? Like, t’ey ‘ad t’is siren lady who was a tough cookie but after everyone broke free, she kinda folded. So I fell back ‘cause I t’ought people were gnna rush t’e point, right? Well, t’ey didn’t. I wrapped me and t’e point in a pretty wall of fire, absolutely majesty if ya know what I mean, and t’en… not’in’. Like, Beanie and Spicy and Dee and everyone just kinda wailed down on t’em and I didn’t get ta do nothin’. Like, just vibe t’ere. So kinda borin’ but we won. So it was a great t’in’ ta brin’ ta ‘omecomin’, which t’e trio won.”[/color] Danni sighed. [color=E948FC] “But like, not us even t’ough I t’ink it should be. No, it was Princess and Beanie and Leah when t’ey were still ‘ead over ‘eels about. We did a whole t’in’, ya know? Actually, lemme…”[/color] Danni patted his pockets once, twice and then went cross eyed trying to glare at Amelie, who tilted her head as she tried to stare back. [color=E948FC] “Amelie, did ya eat my phone again? ‘Ow many times ‘ave I… Oh. Nope, Pops ‘as it ‘cause ‘e’s a butt. So I can’t show you, but it was epic. We all did She-Ra cosplays, t’en I got photos of all of us in t’e ‘allway wit’ pretty little fires everywhere ‘round ‘te couples. And t’en I realized I was t’e only one not datin’ someone but yeesh, t’ere’s a lotta drama t’ere so I felt super left out at t’e time but lookin’ back, I t’ink I kinda dodged a ‘otshot? ‘Cause, yeesh t’e drama but anyways, t’e girlies win ‘omecomin’ royalty and t’en we were all bickerin’ ‘bout w’at ta do first and we all split up ‘cause I wanted ta dance but people kept sayin’ t’at it was lame so I was gunna just go dance by myself ‘cause I’m ‘ot enough ta ‘andle myself, but t’e relationship girlies just wanted ta go off on t’eir own little bubbles. So t’e girlies went ta t’e ‘aunted ‘ouse… actually, lotta people went ta t’e ‘aunted ‘ouse and I tried ta warn t’em it was a bad idea. Who wants ta go ta a ‘aunted ‘ouse in a school t’at ‘as instructor wit’ superpowers and magic? Like, it was obvi gunna be a whole nightmare t’in’ so I noped out and sure enough, I was right, like I always am. It’s a whole t’in. People are comin’ out beat up, one kid came out wit’out an eye, anot’er one ‘ad a whole arm torn off. It was awful. Supposedly, ya ‘ad ta kill yourself or be killed in t’ere and man, I t’ink t’e school is gunna run outta t’erapy money at t’is rate if t’ey keep messin’ wit’ t’eir students. But Princess comes out, water is spoutin’ outta every’in’, Beanie and Leah are all [i]I gotta defend my girl, lemme at ‘im, lemme at ‘im[/i] so Dee and I gotta calm ‘er down, ‘ave spicy pop ‘er outta t’ere ta t’e dorms, and ‘ave us run behind t’em. I really don’t know what ‘appened after t’at but it took fooooooooooorever for the place ta be fine again. T’ough, some people who got really spooked still won’t go anywhere near t’at place ‘cause t’ey swear t’ey still see t’emselves in t’e reflections. It’s [i]wild[/i].”[/color] 

Danni shook his head and waved it off. It wasn’t a fun thing to think about so Danni just… wasn’t! [color=E948FC]“So t’en, we really wanna win t’is contest right? So our friend ‘Cadie comes in and tells us all ‘e got a cool plan. ‘E’s ‘acked t’e framework like t’e smartie ‘e is and we all sneak inta t’e trainin’ rooms ta suit up and practice t’e night before break, right? We’re feelin’ pretty cool ‘cause like, ‘ow many ot’ers were able to sneak past t’e campus guards, avoid t’e little security traps t’e adults put up, and break inta t’e framework ta get some extra trainin’ in? ‘cause  is it really fair t’at t’e Young Avenger’s get all t’is extra practice time and we are stuck in classes all day? Correct answer is: No. So, we take fate inta our own ‘ands and make some extra time ourselves. And more ‘cause we ran into a real life villain!”[/color] Danni laughed, scooping Amelie back into his arms as he bounced. [color=E948FC]“Turns out, ‘Cadie chose us ta kill for ‘is villian debut! Which like, so cool ta be first pick for a bludgeoning villain, you know? So we get uploaded inta t’e game, all split up, reveals ‘is true identity: Ed! Wait, no. Ed was t'e fake name, ‘Cadie was t'e real one. Well, no “Arcade” but bot’ t'ose names are lame so he's ‘Cadie. Isn't t'at so much cuter, Amelie?”[/color] Danni paused to give the dragon some attention, cooing at her as she bit at the little puffs of fire he gave out. He flicked his fingers, giggling as she scampered across his shoulders to chase one. 

[color=E948FC]“So, I get turned inta t'is ‘ot AF dragon and I still got all my fire powers and Leah turned inta a big, stronk person and t'en Spicy was a… goblin? Yeah, def a goblin. T'ere like gremlins right so makes sense! And Diana was somet'in’... probably a goblin tbh. She was always a little wonky, especially since she refused flaming arrows. [i]Flaming arrows![/i] Who in t'eir left minds turn down flamin’ arrows, am I right? So t’en we find a t’in’ t’at I t’ink is Zari, idk I don’t know. But t’en everyt’in’ ‘arts, like real bad Aggie. Like, we didn’t t’ink we were makin’ ot, but we popped out just fine and ‘Cadie panicked and Beanie and Dee said some stron’ stuff ta ‘im and suddenly ‘e realized  ‘e was doin’ bad stuff so t’e Avengers showed up, ignored us when we didn’t want ta talk to t’e ‘rents, and bundled ‘I'm all up ta prison! Sups easy ya be ‘onest. Except t’e groundin’. And t’e nightmares. And t’e burnin’ random stuff down got waaaaay worse. Like, ‘ouse sized worse, ya know? So t'e gave us all A's for t'e semester and gave us therapy and Mavie is such a sweetie. Super chill, t'ough I still t'ink ‘er idea of relaxin’ is waaaaaaay too basic but t'at's just me. Oh and ‘apparently, we did all actually die but t'at time doesn't… No, hasn't… No, won't? Idk tbh but we're still alive so who cares? Stil stand by t'at, btw, but lotta people got spooked and angy ‘bout it so it was a whole lotta arguing and I just wanted ta ‘ave a good time so I tried ta just talk about y'e contest, but apparently callin’ dibs on teams is a bad t'in’ ta do ‘cause I got pulled aside and told it was a bad t'in’ and ‘onestly, Princess, Dee, and I are all on t'e same team soooooo I got what I wanted, t'ank you very much!”[/color]

[color=E948FC] “Oooh, and t'e juicy stuff! So t'e ‘omecomin’ royalty is broken up. Princess axed t'at whole t'in’ from t'e asylum ‘cause she was feelin’ a little self murderous and needed a little grippy sock vacation. Idk ‘ow Beanie and Leah are ‘oldin’ up t'ough. Gotta check in on Beanie too, t'ough idk if ‘er or Leah wanna see me you know? Beanie was real spicy wit’ me before, but I t'ink we're good, but t'en t'ere's t'e whole ex drama but we can still be friends, right? Like… Hm, maybe I gotta ask Princess. But Leah's probs glad ta ‘ave me outta their ‘air, t'ough t'at stuff is dangerous so I wasn't t'ere in t'e first place, and she might just punch me… Eh, still wort’ sayin’ ‘I right? I'll just get ready ta fly!”[/color] Danni giggled as Amelie jumped, chomped down on the fire, and burped out a puff of smoke. [color=E948FC]“And t'en t'ere is Dee and Spicy. still not sure ‘ow I feel ‘bout t'at ‘cause like, we kinda did everyt’in’ taget'er and t'en now Dee's bumpin’ uglies wit’ a freshie, well Spicy ya know, and it's not like Spicy is terrible but def not my jam. I don't t'ink Spicy could ‘andle me 24/10, ya know? But like, kinda makes me sad again ‘cause ‘e's leavin’ me out! [i]And![/i] ‘e just prings it on me! Sends me a text like [i]FYI, I'm rollin’ ‘round t'e ‘ay wit’ my frieshie so like be cool.[/i] ‘ow am I, t'e resident volcano, meant ta stay cool after t'at?! Just bein’ dropped t'is little nugget, ‘ow could ‘e not expect me ta explode? So ‘course, I go off, catch t'e dorm on fire [i]again[/i], but remember Dee's ta blame, and t'en boop! My most precious wittle baby is born! I was kinda annoyed ‘cause not everyone came.over ta celebrate. T’at’s why I'm ‘ssumin’ Beanie doesn’t really wanna talk, ‘cause who wouldn’t come over ta ‘hangout wit’ a dragon?! Spicy’s on the lame list too for t’at ‘cause ‘e t’ought I didn’t notice ‘im pull away from t’e group when ‘e coulda said ‘I ta my baby. Still waitin’ on t’at apology, hm, from bot’ of t’em.”[/color] Danni asked irritably at the memory, but it was gone as soon as it came.

[color=E948FC]“But t’en, we invited everyone over ta our ‘ouse ta ‘ang for t’e contest! Super cool, right? But Princes couldn’t come ‘cause t’e sperm donor ‘ates Pa. We’ve tried for [i]yeaaaaaaars[/i] ta ‘ave a ‘angout but nooooooooo. Still, ‘apparently Andy knows Old Man Erik, who wasn’t a meanie ta ‘er which great!, and Vicky’s room is borin’? Dee and Spicy took way too long in t’ere room and so Pa just decided ta pull t’e portal out from under us and pop us ‘ere! So poof, ‘ere we are!”[/color] Danni did a little flourish, beaming at her and the students behind her.