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20/13|Male/Male|Reinforcement, Beast
Mystic, Melee|Duplication, Tentacles|Deity
Enhanced Sustenance, Awareness, Masculinity, Fated, Sorcery, Gifted, Absolute Direction
Paragon, Blessing, Clergy, Mana Fount, Gifted Item
Arrogance, Unknown, Loud, Big Brother
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Thinking on it a little longer, Alexander realized that he could probably take those guys himself with just his own power"[color=aba000][u]But I'm feeling pretty pyromaniacal right now[/u][/color]" With the element of surprise still on their side (despite the rock music...somehow), Alexander grabbed a vial and after boosting his taking a few seconds to boost his speed, made a mad dash for the tank at the center of the convoy. Jumping on top of it, he ripped open the top hatch, tossed the vial in, and jumped off. The explosion of the vial set off the ammo inside, causing the whole thing to explode. The soldiers were briefly stunned by the suddenness of the attack, while Alexander started to giggle as a silly thought came to his mind "[color=aba000]tanks are explosion piñatas![/color]" After saying that out loud, his giggling changed to outright laughter.

This seemed to snap the soldiers out of their daze "We're under attack! Kill the invader"

"[color=aba000]Good[/color]" Alexander replied "[color=aba000]Setting trees and grass on fire was starting to get to old. Moving targets are just so much more...[i]fun[/i][/color]" As his pupils changed into a swirl, the rock music around him settled into something with [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGhJKiMR4XY]lyrics[/url]. He blocked a shell from a tank with a barrier and cut down the first soldier that changed him. "[color=aba000]Come on Brittny, there's plenty for both of us![/color]"
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The animals didn't seem to happy about this distraction. Dave flew off of Lily's head, grabbed her clothing with his talons, and began tugging her in the direction of the fire. He was too small to actually move her, but the intent was clear.