[quote=@The Odeoron]
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[color=9e0b0f][i]*i'm passed out; and as you can tell, you are probably on your own*[/i][/color]
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Come on man, [i]wake up...[/i]
*Places my hand over your body and reduces your gravitational acceleration, although with unusually high effort, and hoists you over my shoulder*
Why... is this so difficult?
*Accelerates forward, crumpling half of the nearest automaton before my hand gives out and I trip*