Dotty saluted to Taivas as he gave her her "Special secret mission" [color=6ecff6]"Poodlewolf, you know what this means?"[/color]

[color=bc8dbf]"That the hopes and dreams of this kingdom and are entirely dependent on you and your ability to concentrate?"[/color] Zen-Aku responded. She scowled at him in response.

[color=6ecff6]"No, silly. It means that i have been chosen by the party to take on a difficult quest with only you, Poodlewolf to guide me. WE GOT A QUEST!!!"[/color] She jumped around in a circle, far too excited to even pretend to hold it in. [color=6ecff6]"I GOTTA TELL MY FIANCE!!!"[/color] She giggled, looking around. [color=6ecff6]"Hubby?"[/color] She called, before looking around again and saw only Briar Rose. [color=6ecff6]"Yo, Lady, where did the tall drink of water go? The hot one with the scarlet cloak and the dreamy eyes and the cute hair..."[/color] She sighed with longing. Briar didn't respond. She walked up to her and tugged her dress. [color=6ecff6]"Oi, lady!"[/color] She tugged again. Briar looked down at her.

[color=gold]"Oh, i'm dreadfully sorry, young one."[/color] She smiled, bending down. [color=gold]"How may i help you?"[/color]

[color=6ecff6]"I asked what happened to Tall, Dark and Handsome?"[/color] She asked again, getting slightly annoyed at this woman who was making goo-goo eyes at her man. Briar looked off longingly.

[color=gold]"He said he needed to inform his father of what was going to happen?"[/color] She smiled. Dotty smiled in response.

[color=6ecff6]"Oh yes, engagement after such a short time is always a whirlwind. But love is love."[/color] She cooed longingly to be held in his arms again. Briar nodded.

[color=gold]"Indeed, i will need to tell my guardians."[/color] She smiled. Zen-Aku watched Yuna, Rikku and Paine zooming off towards their home. [color=gold]"Come, you are to be my protector?"[/color] She smiled, humouring the little girl.

[color=6ecff6]"Could beat your butt with my mask."[/color] The little girl scowled, grabbing it. Zen-Aku's spirit grabbed the mask to prevent Dotty from putting it on. Dotty scowled at him, before remembering the quest. She rolled her eyes as she slung the mask back around her back. As Briar danced gracefully through the forest, Dotty followed her. [color=6ecff6]"I don't get it, Poodlewolf, why is she so happy that he is marrying me?"[/color] Zen-Aku looked at her.

[color=bc8dbf]"Perhaps... She is under the impression that he's going to marry her?"[/color] Dotty looked around, shocked and appalled by such an accusation.

[color=6ecff6]"MARRY MY MAN?!?!?!?"[/color] She screamed. She looked back at Briar, watching her not paying attention to the puppies freak-out. [color=6ecff6]"Look at that tramp!"[/color] She growled. [color=6ecff6]"Look at how happy she is at the idea of stealing MY man! Just because she has a perfect figure and..."[/color] She looked down at her own flat chest. [color=6ecff6]"Being old enough to actually have babies..."[/color] She shook her head. [color=6ecff6]"She's so confident in her perfection. I mean look at her."[/color] She growled as music slowly wafted through the air. [color=6ecff6]"I bet she wakes up every morning looking to break another girls heart, stealing another man..."[/color]

[hider=Join me for Dotty's Dillusional Mind Theater.] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyRXvhusrg8[/youtube]

Briar Woke up in her bed and stretched, before getting up and walking over to her mirror. [i][color=gold]"Girls we've got work to do..."[/color][/i] She looked at her make-up. [i][color=gold]"Pass me the paint... And glue..."[/color][/i] She splattered her face with a combination of chemicals, rubbing them in. [i][color=gold]"Perfect isn't easy"[/color][/i] She shook her head [i][color=gold]"But it's me!"[/color][/i] She smiled, as her face now looked as perfect as the morning sun. She kicked herself away from the table, before strutting towards the stairs

[i][color=gold]"When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments, darling
Not for my vanity, but for humanity"[/color][/i]

As she kicked open the front door and strutted out into the woods.

[i][color=gold]"Each little step a pose
See how the breeding shows
Sometimes it's too much
For even me!"[/color][/i]

As she strutted through the forest, a number of other [url=https://preview.redd.it/in-your-opinion-who-would-be-the-leader-of-the-disney-v0-xhlx7mqz5ddd1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b10f13201df9b0f0ac782ed79a386efaf7c60e73]Perfectly Chizzled Men[/url] took notice of her beauty.

[i][color=gold]"But when all the world says, "Yes"
Then who am I to say "No"?
Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl
No, girl, you need a pro"[/color][/i]

As the men seemed to trip over themselves stumbling after her, she would look them over, before kicking them away, pickily.

[i][color=gold]"Not a flea or a flaw
Take a peek at that paw
La dee da da
Perfection becomes me, n'est-ce pas?"[/color][/i]

As the men watched her arrive at a large waterfall, they hid in the bushes and watched her walk beneath the waterfall, throwing her clothes out. The perfectly formed silhouette being the only thing visible through the water. Their tongues all collectively rolled out of their heads before spelling out the words "Hubba-Hubba" on the floor.

[i][color=gold]"Unrivaled, unruffled
I'm beauty unleashed, yeah
Jaws drop, hearts stop
So classic and classy; we're not talking Lassie"[/color][/i]

She jumped out and revealed herself in her [url=https://i.pinimg.com/564x/12/24/76/1224768a50afbd481ba61f8a2e7d0efd.jpg]Perfect princess dress[/url]

[i][color=gold]"And ahh! Ahh! Ooh!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ruff ruff ruff! Ow!"[/color][/i]

She sang, the men practically picking her up to carry her across any and all mud, caking themselves as they desperately tripped over themselves for her.

[i][color=gold]"Though many covet my bone and bowl
They're barking up the wrong tree"[/color][/i]

As they carried her back to the cottage, she stepped on their faces as steps, going back up to her room, all the men more than happy for this.

[i][color=gold]"You pretty pups all over the city
I have your hearts and you have my pity"[/color][/i]

She leaned out of the window, looked at the men, pointed at Philip, before pulling him up into her room. She shoved a mirror into his hand and oggled herself in it.

[i][color=gold]"Pretty is nice, but still
It's just pretty
Perfect, my dears"[/color][/i]

She then pushed him out of the window, him falling back into the crowd of Princess, who caught him.

[i][color=gold]"Is me!"[/color][/i] As she hit the final note, she slammed her window shut[/hider]
Zen-Aku stood looking at the huffing child as she finished her long tirade of accusations of Briar's infinite vanity. [color=bc8dbf]"That's it. No more Sugar before missions."[/color]

[color=6ecff6]"NO FAIR!!!!"[/color] She screamed.