Ehhh. This took me a while to think about. 

I instant messaged some guy (who went to the same high school as me) about how I decided I was an atheist. He asked me to explain myself, and I have no memory of what I told him. I remember fumbling a response. And then, I proceeded to attend Church and contemplate the afterlife as if there was a God. 

Why was it the worst decision I ever made? 

Because, that mental digression became the worst. It’s such an uphill battle for something that’s already an uphill battle. Especially, when you’re a cradle Orthodox Christian.  Never doing that, again. Ever. Way too many idiosyncrasies for my lazy bum that already has too many idiosyncrasies. And besides, I heard the flight to Escheton is easier in the long-run if you just keep at it.

So yeah! There yah go.

Congratulations! Give yourself a pat on the back! You made it to the end!

Stay gritty, my friends, and thnx for listening to my TED Talk. 

[sub][b]For better context:[/b] Watch [i]My Big Fat Greek Wedding[/i] followed by some Andrei Tarkovsky film. Although, that may or may not clear-up any of your questions. In fact, it may just cause more, like: why does this person even exist? And [i]bam![/i] You’re contemplating life, again. [i]Zing![/i][/sub]