Two stars? One star? Fuck that, FIVE STAR BABY RAAAAH! THE GREEN SHALL RISE ABOVE THE GRAY!!!

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[h2][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0C5eWLLdlg]Zogi[/url][/h2][sup][h3]★★★★★ | Goblin | Level 1[/h3][/sup][/center]
[indent][b]Appearance:[/b] About what you'd expect out of a common goblin. Scrawny limbs with a potbelly, and yellowed eyes that feature the pupils of a goat. Zogi's hooked nose is surprisingly wartless, which makes him relatively handsome by goblin metrics. He stands at 3'2, and weighs 48 lbs. 

[b]Personality:[/b] Zogi is a sniveling coward and a simpering henchman, always eager to kowtow and rub the shoulders (or calves) of his betters. Possessing an inhuman capacity for shamelessness, he will always bend the knee to the stronger power, and will undoubtedly be his current boss's best hypeman and frontman. Need a lowly henchman to saunter up to the foolish adventurers and announce just how doomed they are? Need a goblin grunt to bait idiotic adventurers into a boss chamber by mooning them? Need a buffoonish charlatan to make self-deprecating jokes to pass the time while waiting for adventurers to enter the dungeon? Zogi is your guy! And he will always be your guy...so long as a bigger, badder monster doesn't come along to take your place.

He is, after all, just another goblin out of many, forgettable and expendable.

BUT THIS IS ALL JUST A PART OF HIS PLOY, HIS ACT, HIS PRETENCE!!! FOR IT IS THE GOBLIN'S PLACE TO PLUNDER AND USURP, TO UTILIZE THEIR 5,000 IQ AND THE MUSCLEHEADED STUPIDITY OF THOSE FOOLISH DRAGONS AND OGRES AND DEMONS TO PAVE THE WAY AND PLAY AS DISTRACTIONS, WHILE THE SHADOW COUNCIL OF GOBLINS WORM THEIR WAY INTO SEATS OF TRUE POWER. WHAT IS INDIVIDUAL STRENGTH IN THE FACE OF A COUNTLESS HORDE?! WHAT IS DESTRUCTIVE MAGICS IN THE FACE OF LEGISLATION AND CAPITAL?! A TIDE IS RISING, A TIDE OF GREEN, TO CLAIM THE ENTIRETY OF THE DUNGEON FOR GOBLINKIND, TO REVERSE THE FORTUNES OF THE DOWNTRODDEN!

[i]Enjoy your seats while you can. Keep it warm for the Green Lord.[/i]

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[*] [b]It's a Goblin's Life[/b] [sub]Five minutes after getting killed, Zogi's corpse disintegrates, and he respawns back in his den.[/sub]
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[*][b][Dummy Entry][/b]
[*][b][Error: Data Not Found][/b]
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