[hr][hr][center][img]https://i.postimg.cc/SR52k84p/54b4e63d635603b22d80f72a4ba2be54.png[/img][hr][img]https://tvline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/she-hulk-wong-madisynn.jpeg?w=620&h=420&crop=1[/img][hr][@Achronum][@Blizz][@Forsythe][@Kirah][@PatientBean][@Trainerblue192][hr][h3][color=AC3EFF][b]11:20 PM - Sun. December 12th, 2038 - New Orleans, Louisiana[/b][/color][/h3][/center][hr]The spectacle of Danni’s head bursting into flames only held Percy’s attention for so long - up until the moment his boyfriend began to answer the questions for Fuck Marry Kill, each word feeling like a cut.  

His eyes widened slightly as Dorian put another nail in the coffin: [i]tall[/i]. He was only three inches shorter than him! And he was a few years younger, there was still every chance that he would grow and then [i]Dorian[/i] would be the tall one. [color=ed1c24]”Tu préférerais quelqu’un grand?”[/color] he asked, trying to sound nonchalant about it, not realizing his language had slipped into French. 

Dorian's eyes widened at Percy's accusation. Not noticing the change in language as his powers bled in. Nor that he responded in kind in Korean. [Color=CC99FF]”Nan geuleon mal han jeog eobs-eo. nan geu salam-i kiga keudago [i]malhaess-eo[/i]. geunyang nae [i]mento[/i]ga [i]jalsaeng-gyeossda[/i]go hasin geoscheoleom geunyang gwanchalhan geoya.”[/color] He huffed out as he folded his arms across his chest.

[color=ed1c24]”Mozhet, Doktor Strendzh i krasiv. A mozhet, yemu ne vazhen rost. Mozhet, yemu nravyatsya muzhchiny ponizhe. No nichego strashnogo, mozhesh' byt' chestnym i priznat', chto tebe Loki nravitsya bol'she, chem ya,”[/color] Percy muttered, crossing his arms to mirror Dorian’s body posture unintentionally. 

Dorian scoffed. Unable to believe the things his boyfriend was saying to him. [Color=CC99FF]”sesang-e. 'ki keuda'lago han geon geunyang [i]mal[/i]ui ilbulaseo geulaess-eo! ki keugo geomgo jalsaeng-gyeoss-eo. hajiman geuui 'meosjin yoso'neun jagi jasin-eul neomu simgaghage yeogiji anhneun, eum-ulhago yeminhan aseugaleudeu-in-ilaneun geoya! neona billi appacheoleom paldaliga deo issdageona mwo geuleon sig-eulo malhaneun geolang-eun dalla. jinjja yeoggyeowo! uli haggyo dongchang appajanh-a.”[/color]

[color=ed1c24]”Ce n'est pas moi qui ai suggéré d'inclure Vision dans la tapissage! C'est Sabine!”[/color] Percy snapped back. He strategically crossed his legs. [color=ed1c24]”seupaideomaen-eul jug-igo, mailjeu molalleseulang jago, seupaideo geuwengwa gyeolhonhae.”[/color]

[Color=CC99FF]”geulsse, geuleohge gippeohal pil-yoneun eobs-eoss-eo–”[/color] Dorian's eyes went wide as Percy went straight into his answer. [Color=CC99FF]”Kill Spider-man?!”[/color] His jaw dropped. His own boyfriend choosing to kill his all time favorite hero. 

Percy nodded. [color=ed1c24]”What are you going to do about it?”[/color] he challenged. 

A series of scoffs came rambling out of Dorian as he tried to find the words to say. He couldn't. He just eyed Percy before finally saying [color=CC99FF]”Oh I'll show you what I'm gonna do about it.”[/color] Before pushing against Percy's chest and phasing them both through the attic floor and down below. Taking them into his bedroom where his door was already locked.

April’s head was swiveling [i]so fast[/i] - so many things were happening at once. Danni was on fire, seemingly dazed (in a good way, she hoped?). Leah and Sabine were being incredibly awkward about marriage, as if Leah hadn’t been the one to start that conversation. And then Percy and Dorian started… she had no idea, the conversation kept going back and forth in different languages, ones that Dorian seemed to know. Since when did he speak Russian? Had she missed something? Maybe he was learning it to impress Percy? 

But even though she didn’t know what they were saying, she screamed slightly in shock as Dorian phased Percy away - and she didn’t need to understand them to know what they were about to do. In the middle of the sleepover!! With the parents in the house!! For a moment, she was stunned by just how different Danni and Dorian were, despite the same upbringing, and then -

She burst into a fit of giggles. [color=42A9FF]”OH MY GOD!”[/color] Tears almost came to her eyes. [color=42A9FF]”Someone just needs to propose murder and we’ll have the full set. Leah with marry, Dorian with fuck, and then… Is anyone feeling murderous enough to kill?”[/color] Her entire body felt jittery, like she’d been touching a live wire. It was a weird energy, one she wasn’t entirely used to, as it felt like words fell out of her mouth before she could even really process them. 

[color=42A9FF]”Oh! I need to answer! If we’re still playing? Because maybe - maybe - maybe we need to switch games now, unless we are looking to get a kill in,”[/color] she glanced over towards Danni, hoping that his flames would die down. [color=42A9FF]”But um, fuck Spider Gwen, marry Miles Morales, kill Spider Man. Sorry Dorian! Not that you’re still here to hear that. I just don’t like not knowing who Spidey is for this sort of thing. Umm. Hmm. Danni you okay bestie? Oh and Andy - love the new fit, it’s so cute on you!!!”[/color] 

She felt absolutely fucking hyper. Too much sugar, probably. 

“If we’re switching games,” Gideon said, looking up from her phone, “I want to do truth or dare. And I dare Andy to kiss me. If she wants to.”

April screeched again. 

[hider=Translations]French: Tu préférerais quelqu’un grand? = You’d prefer someone tall?

Korean: nan geuleon mal han jeog eobs-eo. nan geu salam-i kiga keudago [i]malhaess-eo[/i]. geunyang nae [i]mento[/i]ga [i]jalsaeng-gyeossda[/i]go hasin geoscheoleom geunyang gwanchalhan geoya = I never said that. I [i]said[/i] that he [i]is[/i] tall. Just an observation like how you said my [i]mentor[/i] is [i]handsome[/i].

Russian: Mozhet, Doktor Strendzh i krasiv. A mozhet, yemu ne vazhen rost. Mozhet, yemu nravyatsya muzhchiny ponizhe. No nichego strashnogo, mozhesh' byt' chestnym i priznat', chto tebe Loki nravitsya bol'she, chem ya. = Maybe Doctor Strange is handsome. And maybe he doesn’t care about height. Maybe he likes shorter men. But it’s fine, you can be honest and admit that you prefer Loki over me.

Korean: sesang-e. 'ki keuda'lago han geon geunyang [i]mal[/i]ui ilbulaseo geulaess-eo! ki keugo geomgo jalsaeng-gyeoss-eo. hajiman geuui 'meosjin yoso'neun jagi jasin-eul neomu simgaghage yeogiji anhneun, eum-ulhago yeminhan aseugaleudeu-in-ilaneun geoya! neona billi appacheoleom paldaliga deo issdageona mwo geuleon sig-eulo malhaneun geolang-eun dalla. jinjja yeoggyeowo! uli haggyo dongchang appajanh-a = Oh. My. God. I only said Tall because its part of the [i]saying[/i]! Tall Dark and Handsome. But his only ‘cool factor’ is that he's a brooding edgy Asgardian that doesn't take himself too seriously! Not like you and Billy's dad with his extra appendages or whatever you even said. Like gross! That's our schoolmates dad.

French: Ce n'est pas moi qui ai suggéré d'inclure Vision dans la tapissage! C'est Sabine! = I wasn’t the one who suggested putting Vision into the lineup! That was Sabine

Korean: seupaideomaen-eul jug-igo, mailjeu molalleseulang jago, seupaideo geuwengwa gyeolhonhae. = Kill Spider Man, fuck Miles Morales, marry Spider Gwen. There.

Korean: geulsse, geuleohge gippeohal pil-yoneun eobs-eoss-eo = Well you didn't have to sound so happy about it [/hider]