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20/13|Male/Male|Reinforcement, Beast
Mystic, Melee|Duplication, Tentacles|Deity
Enhanced Sustenance, Awareness, Masculinity, Fated, Sorcery, Gifted, Absolute Direction
Paragon, Blessing, Clergy, Mana Fount, Gifted Item
Arrogance, Unknown, Loud, Big Brother
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[color=DarkOrchid]“U-Ummm… C-Couldn’t you h-have j-just p-pinned it t-to y-your c-clothes…?”[/color]

'[color=aba000][i]...fuck, I'm an idiot. Oh well, I've already punched a hole in my body, might as well commit[/i][/color]' He thought to himself as he got on the back of Lily's motorcycle "[color=aba000]...wait...[/color]" the lingering feeling that he was forgetting something began to creep up on him "[color=aba000]Fuck that's right; the freeloaders![/color]" Not having gotten completely used to his pets actually being on a battlefield, he turned to find them not far from him "[color=aba000]Hey uh...I don't suppose you guys can turn back to normal or som-Gah![/color]" Before he could even finish asking, the three animals had returned to their normal forms and quickly latched onto Alexander "[color=aba000]Dammit, you guys weren't this clingy before. Oh whatever, just hang on tight[/color]" he grumbled

"[color=aba000]So Lily what exactly did I miss while I was stuck in this hell hole?[/color]" he asked her "[color=aba000]It [i]sounds[/i] like the invasion into Penrose didn't actually get started yet, but I'm not sure. Also, I'm more than a little worried that being in the place so long has fucked with my sense of time, or that there's time dilation bullshit going on, so just to make sure; how long have I been gone?[/color]" As he spoke, the worry that he might have disappeared for anywhere close to a year began to leak into his voice