[i]Waha Farfetch'd says:[/i]
Fair maiden, thy champion hath besteth me in glirous battle. I henceforth offer thee my services as thy newest retainer and knight. Prithy thou should accpt mine oath of alleigance and vow of fealty, forsooth my leek shall serve thee and thee alone, what say you, fair amiden of the ironclad spirit? Will thou allow me the honor of serving thine will?

[i]What Vivian hears:[/i]
FARFETCH'D!!