Basically what it says on the tin. I'm [i]primarily[/i] looking for good ol' [i][b][color=ed1c24]Alastor[/color] [/b][/i]to pair up with a lady of mine, with [b][i][color=fff200]Lucifer[/color][/i][/b] being a [i]tentative[/i] search. I don't have any plots in mind for the shrimp king, aside from maybe one down in the list that could work. I am not [i]super well-versed[/i] in the show, but I'm also not afraid of spoilers [i]or[/i] knocking around AUs and headcanon stuff!


I'm open to playing through PMs [i]or[/i] Discord ([b]Drakesnarl[/b]).


Pretty open to kinks for the most part. Romance and affection [I]is a must[/I]. Non-negotiable. If the story has neither, then I'm not interested. I'm not open to doubling.


I do have some plot thingies to work with, which I will have in spoiler tags below. Nothing is super set in stone, and I'm open to twists and plots of your own, so don't be afraid to swing 'em by me!

If any of these tickle your fancy, or you have ideas of your own, [i]please[/i] PM me or send a Discord friend request! I'll probably miss it if you post in this thread.

[hider=Haunted House 'AU'] More or less what it says on the tin?

My character, who is [I]not[/I] a great person herself, would purchase the property. Which could either be Alastor's childhood home or [I]wherever [/I]he happened to live prior to his demise. Though it needs repairs, it's still quite [I]nice[/I]. Hasn't been touched by [I]renovators[/I], all because it's haunted. By him, according to the locals. She, of course, thinks it's just a bunch of hogwash, or simply because people just don't like the idea of living in a home that housed a [I]murderer[/I].

For this, I don't see Alastor really haunting the place in a [I]traditional [/I]sense. He's not [I]stuck there[/I]. Maybe peeks in whenever he thinks someone's brave enough to come in, but he's not [I]always [/I]there. He [I]is [/I]quite powerful, so let's say he's able to sorta form a connection to something left in the house, and that allows him to monitor things, even pick up on activity, and of course manifest in certain ways. Fucking around with radio waves. Shadows darting around corners. That sort of stuff. It keeps people out, and that's all he really cares about.

He could, with some [SUP](likely somewhat manipulated)[/SUP] help from my character, manage to manifest in a more tangible way down the road. The end goal is to get her into Hell, which... yeah. She's headed there anyway. I see a deal being made, her soul would belong to him, etc.[/hider]
[hider=The Radio] This is a 'haunted item' type of deal. Yeah, I know, super imaginative. An old radio of Alastor's, from back in the day, makes it into my [I]terminally ill [/I]character's possession. How she got it, we can figure that out. Yard sale, auction, [I]whatever![/I]

Perhaps she tasks herself to fix it, and... well, maybe Al had a connection with it. Enough that once it's put back together and operational once more, he can tap into it. Enough time, enough [I]manipulating[/I] on his end, he can [I]manifest [/I]in more tangible ways. Very similar premise to the haunted house AU idea, wherein he makes a deal for her soul. She's going to die [I]anyway[/I], and she's done some things that would likely land her in Hell, so... may as well? He's offered her things like protection, after all. She won't be so [I]lonely[/I].

We don't [I]have[/I] to incorporate her being ill, if that's something you'd prefer to omit. It's just what came to mind~[/hider]
[hider=Bloodletter - (updated 10/29/2025)]Vampire in Hell deal. This one might be a bit off the walls, even for the Hazbin universe, but... [i]hear me out[/i].

If you've not seen Sinners, I [i]really[/i] suggest you do. It's honestly a great movie. I say this because my character for this one takes [i]a lot[/i] of inspiration from the main antagonist, Remmick. Mannerisms and personality, especially. Of course, you don't [i]have[/i] to watch the movie in order to get a feel for that.

This is a fairly [i]open[/i] plot to work with, since the only thing that's set in stone is her whole... being a vampire. In Hell. Because where else would a diehard bloodsucker end up, right?

Brownie points if they crossed paths while he was still up top. I do intend for her appearance in Hell to be identical to her Earthly form, so maaaaaybe a case of him recognizing her first? I dunno. Just an idea!

Alternatively, since Human!Alastor has been gnawing at me [i]a lot[/i], we could have this take place before his untimely demise. Hell, we could totally combine this one and [i]Under the Radar[/i] for some extra funsies![/hider]
[hider=Fallen]Fallen angel type deal. How'd she fall? Maybe she questioned too many things. Maybe it was a total [I]accident[/I], or it happened during a battle of some sort. Extermination gone wrong? Curiosity getting the better of her? Very open and loose plot to play with.[/hider]
[hider=Past Lives]Pretty simple premise: they knew each other in life. Potentially one-sided pining? Hell, maybe they were even betrothed. More so a marriage of [i]convenience[/i], likely to quiet his mother 'cause... honestly, I could see his mama wanting him to marry and needling him to find someone and settle down. Nothing ever really came of it, of course. They [i]did[/i] marry, but never consummated. At best, it was just companionship for him and some sense of stability for her. They were fond of each other, of course, but there just wasn't much time before he was gone.

I do like the idea that she ends up in Hell, and simply doesn't [i]remember[/i]. Anything. [i]At all[/i]. Not her name, not what she did, where she came from... who [i]he[/i] is. But [i]he knows her[/i]. He remembers her, and all of her little quirks. From the way she sang, a little off-tune, to the way she danced, as if she had two left feet. The way she could [i]bake[/i] up a storm, but couldn't cook anything to save her life.[/hider]
[hider=The Doe]This is less of a real plot, as it is a... helpful driving force? And it could be something to incorporate with most of the other plots listed, or whatever we happen to brainstorm. Rather than going to Hell and taking on feline aspects (which is her default for Hellaverse stuff), my character takes on cervine aspects. This would, ideally, involve things like heat/rut. I don't want that to be the entire driving force of Alastor's interest, mind you, but it could be a fun little exercise in restraint. For both of them.

The whole heat/rut aspect can be completely omitted if it's something you don't enjoy but you like the rest of the premise, though.[/hider]
[hider=Human]Going to Hell seems to bring out traits and aspects from a variety of things, from animals to manmade objects. But what if she ends up in Hell... just as she was on Earth? Angels and Hellborn are the only notably mostly human entities, so a human showing up in Hell should raise some eyebrows, right?[/hider]
[hider=The Gamble]What's to say Lilith didn't just decide to... [i]gamble[/i] with Alastor's soul? Maybe it's a means to get rid of it, maybe she really didn't think she'd lose it, buuuut the temptation was too much, and she already made a [i]deal[/i] beforehand. An agreement that a loss was a [i]loss[/i], something binding her from yanking his leash back regardless of the outcome. She could, by all means, try to gamble for it again...

But for now? He no longer [i]belongs to her[/i]. Instead, his fate lies in someone else's hands. Someone [i]sly[/i], someone he's never met, or even properly heard of. Others have, though. Good ol' Husk has a damn good idea who it is, giving how they ran in very similar circles, both in life [i]and[/i] in death before his own foolish deal.

She wants to have a gander at her winnings, though. It'll be the first time she's ever stepped foot in the hotel, but she's seen it plenty from advertisements.[/hider]
[hider=Sacrifice]Being sacrificed to Hell - be it to [i]Lucifer[/i] himself or just a general [i]broad[/i] stroke - is pretty shitty, but that's what happened to the poor girl. Pretty loose plot, for the most part. Either fella should work well.[/hider]
[hider=Lost]Her memories are [i]gone[/i]. What she did, how she died, [i]her own damn name[/i]... all gone. There's a vague, blurry memory of clear blue skies and fresh green grass, but now she's in a landscape of blood red and rusty orange. Also fairly loose plot beyond her severe amnesia. Thinking more Alastor centered, because [i]why[/i] would he turn down an opportunity to tuck another soul into his collection? But totally open to Lucifer being the one to find her first.[/hider]
[hider=Under the Radar]Basic premise? Alastor finds a way to manifest back on Earth, but in modern times. Modern Louisiana, to be exact! (Location can change if you'd prefer!) Adopting a human guise, a throwback to what he looked like while still alive, because why not. It's not like anyone who knew him is still around, after all. Either dead, sent up above or down below, or... not lucid enough to remember.



Anyway, modern times. Al's kinda... stuck in his old ways. Sure, he's picked up some more modern things in Hell, but all of that's a very different experience. I like the idea of him being a bit out of place, feeling a touch lost because for all of the familiar sights, there's still so much that's changed. It's dizzying, headache inducing even, aaaand that's potentially where my character comes in.



Maybe she helps him acclimate to things, without knowing who and what he is. Hell, we can even go as far as her living in his childhood home. Renting, owning, doesn't matter. Though it does tickle me quite a bit to think she'd take him on as a roommate.



They take a real shining to each other, and... well... Louisiana hasn't been his home for quite some time. His powers are limited, his influence even more so. Cue him devising a way to take her down to Hell with him, because he's not letting her go. [/hider]
[hider=The Harpy]Okay, so... [i]hear me out[/i]...

Sinner's can take on all sorts of weird and interesting forms once they're cast off to Hell. She just so happens to take on the form of the fabled harpy, or at least a rendition of it. Admittedly, this is really just a flimsy excuse for me to use a shapeshifty harpy character of mine, who's [i]heavily[/i] based on Natalie de Corsair's art and her own lovely harpy lady. If you know, you know. And if you don't, I'm more than happy to direct you to her and her art! It's fantastic, and one day I really hope I can commission her.

[i]Anyhow[/i]. Maybe forms like these are incredibly rare? Hell, even better: maybe it's after the battle and someone sees her flying around - touch too close to the hotel because she's [i]curious[/i] - and mistakes her for an angel. Shit hits the fan.

Lucifer could work for this one, though I'm admittedly still quite stuck on Alastor.[/hider]
[hider=A Slip in Time]More Human!Alastor shenanigans, because [i]once again[/i] some of the fanart is driving me batty, and some of the fanfics aren't helping.

Fairly simple premise: Whether it's through some weird ritual, or perhaps the misfortunate handling of a cursed object that once belonged to the man himself, she's sent back in time...

During Alastor's heyday in Louisiana. Totally out of her element, sticking out like a sore thumb, and with absolutely [i]no one[/i] to rely on. Do I know a lick about 1900's Louisiana? Not really. Am I still interested in throwing my poor gal into that environment, with only Alastor and his wiles to "support" her? Absofuckinglutely.[/hider]
[hider=Unconventional Healing]Definitely geared more towards the aftermath of Alastor's fight with Adam.

Maybe Rosie is aware of the damage done, and rather than let him suffer in [i][sup]stubborn [/sup][/i]silence, she sends a [i]healer[/i]. Either under contract to Rosie, or just a [i]freelance[/i] sort of deal. Either way, she's to tend to his wound, whether he likes it or not.

To begin with, it's relatively normal. The usual when it comes to wound care: keeping it clean, changing bandages, etc. But she has a [i]trick[/i] up her sleeve, in that her blood accelerates the healing process or [i]outright [/i]negates the disastrous effects that angelic weaponry has on sinners. We can come up with the [i]why[/i] and [i]how[/i] later.

Open to her blood having addictive qualities as well. May or may not pair well with Omegaverse stuff? It's tempting and you wouldn't need to ask to incorporate it~[/hider]
[hider="Guardian"]Basic premise? Some sort of 'Guardian' type angel summoned to Hell.

How? [i]Who the fuck knows[/i]. Maybe a Hellborn found a way to do it, or someone in the hotel was fucking around and didn't realize they were gonna find out.

Flavor packet option that I really wanna dump into the bowl: She's not [i]from[/i] the Hellaverse's... [i]'verse[/i]. Been toying around with the idea of a sort of [i]Isekai-type[/i] plot, with the idea of some sort of angel/angel-[i]like [/i]figure being shunted off to the Hellaverse. She doesn't [i]have[/i] to be an actual angel from some other timeline/universe, but that's what came to mind. [sup]Totally down to go with like a Demi-God angle or some silly shity.[/sup][/hider]
[hider=RadioWool - Based off the Hazbin comic]So, uh... like it says on the tin. [url=https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/e8/ae/6d/e8ae6dcd3ac24e52385860f0b8abfea6.jpg]This bit here.[/url] I haven't been able to find more of it so far, but that doesn't matter much. Things can kick off of that particular scene, or maybe [i]after[/i] Alastor's come to her rescue and she's not got a [i]clue[/i] who he is beyond his name, and decides she's gonna find him and thank him [i]properly[/i]. I dunno. I just saw that one strip, and then some really cute fanart [i]of it[/i], and went [i]huh that could be really fun to RP.[/i]

And yes, I would be playing the sheep lady rather than any of my OCs.

[sup]Double points for the "he falls first and harder" trope being incorporated, but that can be said for basically every plot I have listed sooo[/sup][/hider]
[hider="Do we have a deal?"]Primarily Human!Alastor shenanigans here. Simple, bare bones plot wherein Al ends up summoning someone [i]other[/i] than Rosie. Crossed signals, wrong sacrifice, whatever. Something doesn't go quite right, and rather than dearest Rosie being the one to rope him, it's someone else. Maybe someone better, or worse depending on how you look at it.

Hell, it doesn't even necessarily have to be an Overlord that answers the call. I'm still undecided on the OC I'd like to use for this, honestly, so this could go either way for Al.[/hider]
[hider="And they were soulmates!"]Bonus points if you get the corny, forced meme reference...

Anyway, nothing super detailed here. This could occur while Alastor's still human, or after he's become the big bad Overlord he is in Hell. That part doesn't matter too much, though I will admit that I have a slight preference for Human!Alastor.

All the cliches. Soulmate marks, Omegaverse-esque stuff, etc.

This can be applied to basically all the plots available, since it's less of a plot in itself.

I'm also open to this being with Vox. Or both him and Al, for some weird angsty, rivalry type of 'love triangle' deal. That's a big ask, though.[/hider]
[hider="Have the lambs stopped screaming?"]More Human!Alastor shenanigans. Bit of a Hannibal Lecter-esque plot, hence the quote. Rather than his canonical fate of being mistaken for a deer, he's caught and thrown behind bars. My character would more or less be [i]his [/i]Clarice. Twists and turns, spicy ones included.[/hider]
[hider=Super unspecific Radiojoy]Sooo... I have no confidence in myself, where playing Emily is concerned, but the pairing has been tugging at me for a hot minute.

Could go with Human!Alastor, or current times. I'm not super picky. No real plot(s) in mind, sadly, so we'll have to workshop or wing it.[/hider]