[quote=@souleaterfan320]
<Snipped quote by Nimda>

If you end up dead, its not my fault. I dont want your husband gunning for my head when this is all over.

*grabs you by your back, and via a transferal of immense kinetic energy, I launch you toward Artorias with near mach 10 speed*
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*Winks*
Wh[i]oahhh![/i]
*A pair of brass knuckles materializes on my hand, and with a mid-air twirl, I crash into Artorias, dodging his poison, and instead of decelerating on contact, the knuckles have a magnetic-like attraction forcing me further into his chest cavity every second*