[quote=@The Odeoron]
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[color=9e0b0f][i]*You grasp me alright... but before you can notice i'm already at Abition's side and another me smiles blissfully in your hands*[/i][/color]

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[color=9e0b0f][i]*I extend a wrinkly pallid hand towards you with a desaturated green glowing stone on it*[/i][/color] This should help... [color=9e0b0f][i]*My friendly serene wrinkly smile salivates what looks like a white gooey fluid*[/i][/color]
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*My mouth opens but emits no words for several seconds*
...I am not touching that.