[quote=@Lemons]
Unfortunate, since IIRC Excalibur is like, super-mondo-mega locked because it would absurdly obscene and is also locked in the plot vault, I'm guessing.
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Forced to try to sneak one of the bootleg Excaliburs. 

Excalibur: Sword of Promised Victory from Fate. Excalibur the whimsical little guy from Soul Eater. Holy Sword Excalibur from Sword Art Online. Excalibolg the bat that can do anything.