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[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvo4wy-FgiU[/youtube]

First go at 1 in the morning. Hopefully the draft concept is there and well enough explained.

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[color=#7b3f00][sup][i]"Lets get nuts!"[/i][/sup][/color][/CENTER][table][row][/row][row][cell][center][sub][sup][sub][h3][b][color=black] C H A R A C T E R   P O R T R A I T[/color]
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[sub][COLOR=darkgray]Doreen Allene Green[/COLOR]
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[indent][sub][b][color=#7b3f00]   A B I L I T I E S[/color][/b][/sub]
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[COLOR=darkgray][color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Prehensile Tail[/b][/color]
Squirrel Girl had been born with a squirrel-like tail, which has since grown in size to about three foot in length. The tail is warm and fluffy, and is also capable of being used as an extra limb to grasp and bounce with. It gets tucked away when she needs to assume a civilian identity, which, in her own words, gives her "a conspicuously awesome butt".

[color=#7b3f00][b]◼ "Squirrelese"[/b][/color]
Her squirrelly nature allows Squirrel Girl to communicate with squirrels. She can mimic their sounds and even direct their actions, including in combat if she so wished.

[color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Superhuman Attributes[/b][/color]
Squirrel Girl can lift up to twenty five tons and can easily leap several stories. She also has superhuman jaw strength, though chewing through your problems is the least of your worries when you're leading an army of squirrels.

[color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Eyesight[/b][/color]
Like squirrels, Squirrel Girl has better eyesight than most. Her eyes even have excellent night vision, and are often seen "glowing" red in the dark.

[color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Healing Factor[/b][/color]
Squirrel Girl can heal somewhat faster from injuries than other people, but not as quick as Wolverine, Deadpool, or any other hero that might also have a strong healing factor.[/color][/sup]
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[COLOR=darkgray][color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Monkey Joe (& Co)[/b][/color] 
[url=https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RDNbMpEPOi0]The squirrels[/url] that Squirrel Girl commands (and is best friends with). Monkey Joe has been by her side since the beginning, and the other squirrels came along later on. Experts at subterfuge, they can swarm quickly and are dangerous in number.

[color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Spikes & Claws[/b][/color]
Squirrel Girl's gloves have sharp claws built into them. She also has a retractable knuckle spike that can carve through solid wood.

[color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Utility Belt[/b][/color]
Though the belt has many pockets for tools and other hero gadgets, it primarily contains various types of nuts. Pistachio, hazelnut, walnut, peanut and more; Squirrel has them all.[/color][/sup]
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[COLOR=darkgray][color=#7b3f00][b]◼ Martial Prowess[/b][/color]
While Squirrel Girl is obviously not as skilled as Captain America or similar heroes, she has had her fair share of bouts. Her style is primarily unorthodox mixed in with some moves learned from online tutorials.[/color][/sup]
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[COLOR=DARKGRAY][indent]Doreen Allene Green has always been a bit of an oddball.

Born with a squirrel tail, she found it difficult to fit in with others. Even in a world of superheroes, kids are and can still be total dicks. A family doctor declared that she wasn't a "mutant", but even he couldn't explain the squirrelly features that Doreen had.

Well, thanks, doc. It's always helpful to tell a kid that you don't know what makes you "you". You, your bushy tail, superhuman attributes and... the ability to communicate with squirrels?!

Yup, you've heard that right. After Doreen saved the life of a neighborhood squirrel from a vicious dog, things got a little weird, and a little heroic, too. Grateful for her help, the squirrel, known as Monkey Joe, encouraged the youth to use her abilities to help others like she had done for him. The words stuck in Doreen's head. 

Heroism—being a hero.

Golly gee, it sounded [i]fun[/i].

And so, with Monkey Joe now at her side, Doreen set out for a heroic life of "kickassery". She found herself idolizing the heroes that she read about online in articles. Captain America, among other heroes. The greats that constantly changed the world [s](for better or worse)[/s]. Doreen wanted to be with them. To be by their side, kicking evil villain butt right along with them.

Problem is, when you're stuck in nowhereville, there isn't much butt kicking to go around—just some small town fry. But, hey, every great hero had to start [i]somewhere[/i], and if keeping the local store from being robbed is her start, then so be it![/indent][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=DARKGRAY][INDENT]Put simply, I'm a sucker for Squirrel Girl. I'm totally not a one-trick SG lord in Rivals, no siree. You've got the wrong roleplayer, I tell ya.

Anyway, Squirrel Girl has largely been a joke character. She exists to be "unbeatable", defeating the likes of Doctor Doom, Juggernaut, Thanos, and even Galactus. What I want to do is pull away from that aspect and focus upon a more realistic version of Squirrel Girl (at least, "comic realistic"). The jokes will still be there; it'll just be less zany cheese and throwaway gags. She may think she is unbeatable, but I don't want this to full of "press 1 and instantly win the game/battle" story beats.

So, to combat this, I'm going to start all the way at the beginning. Marvel Super-Heroes (Vol. 2) #8-like, wherein Squirrel Girl is a dumb kid and her squirrels trying to be jumpstart heroes. Essentially, what I intend on is a zero-to-hero type storyline, wherein Squirrel Girl works her way up to the ranks of the heroes she has grown to idolize.

As for other story beats or plot points that might come into play, I'm thinking:

 	- Is Squirrel Girl a mutant? This is left ambiguous; the writers say she is "distinct from a mutant" and that her genes had been modified by unknown means, but regardless people still debate if she is a mutant or a mutate. I think it'd be a fun thing to explore perhaps with a mutant/X-Men player(s).

	- Will Squirrel Girl join any organization? Squirrel Girl has been in quite of a lot of teams or initiatives. The Great Lakes, US Avengers, etc. Perhaps an apprenticeship is down the line since she spends her time idolizing superheroes.

	- Is Monkey Joe marked for death? Perhaps. Tippy Toe and the others are bound to show up, but whether or not our favorite squirrel pal will be crushed to death is up in the air. It could work for a great cliffhanger issue.

These are just some of the ideas I've had bouncing around in my head. I'm open to others, though I've never been big on DC so forgive me if your ideas are DC-inspired and I look at you clueless.[/INDENT][/COLOR][/cell][/row][/table][hr][/COLOR][/INDENT][/hider]
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The Unbeatable Beatable Squirrel Girl is approved.

Go forth and kick Thanos' ass.