[quote=Paradigm Shift]
Free clam bra
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Sadly, some of us have dressed up in a mock-coconut bra and grass skirt for Halloween. They are REALLY uncomfortable. I can only imagine that sharp shell bras would be worse. Might slice your boob off trying to get it in the right spot.

[quote=Pepperm1nts]
I look at New England and I cry. My hometown underwater. Then I look at Florida and other parts of the south and rejoice.But poor ol' England gets it worse, if these maps are correct:
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Thankfully, I am safe. You should move to Maine. It would be fantastically cool (temperature-wise) up there and you get to eat lots of lobster (if you like seafood).