[quote=@Host]
<Snipped quote by Audacious>

*Looks between the features with a puzzled expression, many of which are written in simplified language*
I wonder what this could be.
*The closest legible text on the nearest slowly-rotating circle reads "Red-black access ONLY. This chamber is worse than life-threatening. It puts your eternal soul in danger. There is no one who can help you. Unless you know what you're doing, TURN AROUND. STAY OUT."*
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... Hyperbole, right?