[quote=@Audacious] *Rubs my face with one hand* The security for the soul-warping, life-ruining secret is a puzzle with some books? *Starts thumbing through the books on the shelf, skimming their spines for names that might seem to matter* [/quote] *Only one of the books is in a legible language, one is full of pictograms, and the rest are other languages of the planet* Maybe it's not a security measure?