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*Pulls the one I can understand out*
If it’s not, then it’s super weird.
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*The first several pages of the manual offer large and bold warnings about the risk of being stuck in the chamber for an eternity; the middle of the manual documents the use of a spacetime distortion chamber, including failsafes, escape sequences, and emergency protocols, but with an emphasis that no one can save you in the event of a cascade failure—about two thirds through the manual is an access code of "7584" with a warning below the code to read the manual in full before use*