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*The first several pages of the manual offer large and bold warnings about the risk of being stuck in the chamber for an eternity; the middle of the manual documents the use of a spacetime distortion chamber, including failsafes, escape sequences, and emergency protocols, but with an emphasis that no one can save you in the event of a cascade failure—about two thirds through the manual is an access code of "7584" with a warning below the code to read the manual in full before use*
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*Mumbles*
Thanks, Mister-or-Misses Author, but we by the time we read this thing, it will all fall apart anyways.
*Skims the manual fully for standout headers*