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*We enter an office containing a small river flowing under a curving pane of glass that leads underneath the adjacent wall, accompanied by radiant green foliage dotting the walls and flower beds embedded into the floor; toward the back stands a set of shelves, books, and documents, alongside a desk and swivel chair*
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*deadpans*
Why am I not surprised...
*walks over to the desk*